Caught the train from Warrabrook
All the way into Hornsby.
But somehow we got stuck
Next to a fat spastic old lady.

She had a stereo
And a granny pram.
A big fat ugly gut
And a pink bum-bag.

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central.
She\'s been here since Newcastle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp\'

Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.

She had some Choc-Wheaton\'s
Some plastic tupperware.
She hated all Asians
\'Cos "they\'re not from round here"

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central.
She\'s been here since Newcastle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp\'

Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.

All stations to Central.
She\'s been here since Newcastle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp\'

Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.